I know now that I shouldn't have laughed at the judge, but I was drunk and everything hit me like a joke. I had been pulled over for doing 40 mph in a 30 mile an hour zone and I thought it was kind of bullshit, but the truth is, I was so drunk I could have been doing 80 and I really wouldn't have known it. The funny thing was, I was trying to get home and had ripped through a dozen red lights before the cop pulled me over for speeding. Every one of those blown red lights could have had a more serious result than me doing ten miles over the limit, but you know how it goes, you never get caught for the right reasons. So the cop pulled me over and I remember asking her what I had done, figuring she had been tracking me blowing through all those red lights, but when she said I was speeding, going ten miles over the limit, I kind of laughed and said, "Is that all?" ...